It seems like only yesterday that Taylor Swift and One Direction's Harry Styles were having an adorably puke-worthy time at the Central Park Zoo when they first came out as a couple (kind of). But all true romances must come to an end. #haylor is reportedly NO MORE just over a month after the two began dating. We don't have too many details on what allegedly ended the relationship, but we already made our guesses a while ago.
While Taylor Swift is readying her next revenge song, have a look at our list of hair dye/houseflies/Kardashian relationships, etc. that lasted longer than Tay and Harry.
The Life of a Housefly
The Life of a Housefly
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That fly that's been buzzing around your kitchen might have been there before Taylor and Harry ever got together. Houseflies (the really healthy ones) can live about a month. Or, as we're now calling it: one full Haylor.
The Last Groupon You Bought
The Last Groupon You Bought
That Groupon you bought that's sitting starred in your inbox has been there long before Taylor even laid eyes on Harry... and will still be redeemable long after one of them is seen out with a new love interest.
A Tank of Gas
A Tank of Gas
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For some people who take public transporation to work, they still have the same gas sitting in their tank since the pre-Haylor days. Eco-friendly!
Kim Kardashian's Marriage to Kris Humphries
Kim Kardashian's Marriage to Kris Humphries
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Ouch. Even that was 72 days.
Kim Kardashian's Divorce to Kris Humphries
Kim Kardashian's Divorce to Kris Humphries
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Kim and Kris filed for divorce on Halloween of 2011 and it's still not finalized. That makes their separation not only way longer than the time Taylor and Harry spent together, but also the time Kim and Kris were married. America!
Your Manic Panic Dye Job
Your Manic Panic Dye Job
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You're still trying to get rid of those pink streaks you thought were a good idea this summer. Maybe Taylor and Harry have some suggestions for you.
Your First College Major
Your First College Major
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You thought Political Science (or Philosophy or Architecture) sounded like a great idea at first. After a year, you had enough. It only took Haylor a month to get sick of each other.