If Justin Bieber is the Prom King of pop music then Fiona Apple is more like the girl in The Breakfast Club making snowflakes with her dandruff. Her peculiarity has spawned heart-wrenching songs, oddly long album titles and more than a few drool-worthy moments for journalists (watch her '97 MTV acceptance speech for proof).
Last year she canceled her South America tour to be with her dying dog via a handwritten letter that read like a diary-entry-meets-eulogy. While the Internet was saying "aww" we were reminded of those emotionally fragile feline lovers who don't quite live in the same world as the rest of us.
Yes, Fiona Apple is a pop star, but as we dug deeper we found surprising similarities between her and -- for lack of a better idiom -- crazy cat ladies. Despite her fame and success, the songwriter's psyche seems sad, vulnerable and just flat out weird at times. Flip through the following quotes and see if you can tell who's who. It's harder than you'd think.