A first in human history just occurred: A singer of jizz jokes is engaged to an acclaimed experimental harpist.
Yes, this means Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom are getting married after five years together. A rep for the actor told Us Weekly the Saturday Night Live alum and the indie singer-songwriter are tying the knot, probably on a boat while she and her bridesmaids flaunt their finest Medieval-styled raiment.
Congrats and best of luck, you two! And please let us know if Adam Sandler and Vashti Bunyan hook up after the wedding reception.