In a move that surely stymied 90% of Bravo viewers, Kathy Griffin brought A$AP Rocky and Danny Brown onto her appropriately-titled show Kathy last night. Why? Because they've both expressed interest in sleeping with her, which is reason enough to book someone for your show.
While much of the night focused on forced raunchiness—they played a game with "sexy" suggestive dice, which is the adult version of Spin the Bottle—there was a sublime moment when Griffin asked the two if they'd ever consider having kids. A$AP's response was surprisingly honest: "I'm just a kid myself," the "F—kin' Problems" rapper said. "But one day."
Brown, on the other hand, aced his response to the "do you want kids? question with enviable comic timing: "I mean, I want to have sex."
But since she's a comic and it's her show, Griffin had to have the last joke: "Danny, I just want you to have teeth at this point." After that zinger, Griffin gave Brown a conciliatory kiss on the lips, because as we all know, the best way to get someone to make out with you is to assault their self-esteem first.
Watch the clip over on BravoTV.com to see A$AP double over laughing throughout the whole exchange.
What kind of time warp?! '90s (and early 2000s) rock icons Fred Durst, Scott Weiland and Mark McGrath get photobombed by '70s icon Wayne Newton, aka Mr. Las Vegas. This should be all these guys' Christmas cards.