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Patrick Carney's 11 Funniest Tweets as Justin Bieber

What happens when The Black Keys' drummer pretends to be The Biebs on Twitter? Hilarity
 / February 17, 2013

Mark Davis

We've always known that Patrick Carney is a kick-ass drummer for The Black Keys. But we've just learned that he's also a fantastic Justin Bieber impersonator. As we reported earlier today, Carney has escalated his feud with the pop star's fans—who have been showering him for days with Twitter hate—by transforming his Twitter profile into a Bieber clone page. Carney's profile pic is now a shot of Bieber in Carney-esque glasses. And Carney's Twitter name has morphed over the past few hours from "Justin Bieber" to "Justin Bieber Carney." (To get fully caught up on the situation, read our recap of the feud's history.)

Meanwhile, Carney's been on a Twitter tear, sending out dozens of tweets as "Bieber." No matter where you stand on the feud, you gotta admit some of the tweets are priceless. Click through for our collection of Carney's funniest dispatches so far.

Don't forget to buy believeACOUSTIC, believeELECTRONIC, believeWORLDFLUTES, and BelieveHOMEVEGASCLUBEXPIERENCE I ❤ u guyz
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Don't forget to buy believeACOUSTIC, believeELECTRONIC, believeWORLDFLUTES, and BelieveHOMEVEGASCLUBEXPIERENCE I ❤ u guyz
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Honesty is gold ur swag is powerful. RT @iBieberTeamMTL: @patrickcarney i hope you get hit by a bus.. honestly..
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Honesty is gold ur swag is powerful. RT @iBieberTeamMTL: @patrickcarney i hope you get hit by a bus.. honestly..
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

The drummer needs to be slapped. don't forget to buy believeACOUSTIC RT @carminha_js: @patrickcarney Do you like The Black Keys?
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

The drummer needs to be slapped. don't forget to buy believeACOUSTIC RT @carminha_js: @patrickcarney Do you like The Black Keys?
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

I'm swag foot four actually RT @ZiggyTT69: @patrickcarney is 6'3! I didn't know they stacked swag so high!
Feb 16 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

I'm swag foot four actually RT @ZiggyTT69: @patrickcarney is 6'3! I didn't know they stacked swag so high!
Feb 16 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

I literally dont't know who he is. Btw this is Justin. .RT @ItsBiebsTweet: @patrickcarney you're literally just like drake bell.
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

I literally dont't know who he is. Btw this is Justin. .RT @ItsBiebsTweet: @patrickcarney you're literally just like drake bell.
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

My world tour resumes in Europe tomorrow. I will swag u all so much. (Don't forget to pick up my new toothbrush) luv u!
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

My world tour resumes in Europe tomorrow. I will swag u all so much. (Don't forget to pick up my new toothbrush) luv u!
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Swag my new tooth joint. luv u RT @JDB_Is_Swaggy: @patrickcarney Justin would NEVER say thay!!! "pick up my new toothbrush" wtf?!
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Swag my new tooth joint. luv u RT @JDB_Is_Swaggy: @patrickcarney Justin would NEVER say thay!!! "pick up my new toothbrush" wtf?!
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Buy believeWORLDFLUTES so swag RT @gabe_ligorio: @patrickcarney just bought my believe ACOUSTIC, congrats dude you're A+
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Buy believeWORLDFLUTES so swag RT @gabe_ligorio: @patrickcarney just bought my believe ACOUSTIC, congrats dude you're A+
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

I have 7 chili's gift cards from my granny. RT @TheIronSikh: @GagaCunt @patrickcarney his band has 7 grammy's, chill.
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

I have 7 chili's gift cards from my granny. RT @TheIronSikh: @GagaCunt @patrickcarney his band has 7 grammy's, chill.
Feb 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

What do you mean? i am justin now. do you underswag me? RT @waiyutakemyname: @patrickcarney You're taking this too far.
Feb 16 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

What do you mean? i am justin now. do you underswag me? RT @waiyutakemyname: @patrickcarney You're taking this too far.
Feb 16 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Yes. RT @UnionOfBieber: @patrickcarney Am I the only belieber who thinks this is just a funny joke or?
Feb 16 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Yes. RT @UnionOfBieber: @patrickcarney Am I the only belieber who thinks this is just a funny joke or?
Feb 16 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

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