Best Thing You'll Watch Today: Stephen Colbert's "Accidental Racist" Spoof

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Brad Paisley and LL Cool J caused a sh-t storm with their controversial country-meets-rap joint "Accidental Racist," and its utterly horrendous lyrics: “If you don’t judge my du-rag, I won’t judge your red flag," LL raps. "If you don't judge my gold chains, I'll forget the iron chains." Yeah, it's really that bad.

Political funnyman Stephen Colbert offered his take on the song Wednesday night on The Colbert Report, and it's truly hilarious. The Emmy- and Grammy-winner may have put it best with this summary: "This song has united all Americans. Not just black and white, but Latino, Asian, Muslim, Pacific Islander, Inuit, all of us to join our voices as one and declare: ‘This songs sucks.’”

He added, "This level of unifying suckage has inspired me to write my own awful song, in the hopes of bridging another deep cultural rift in America: the gay marriage divide."

With Colbert as Paisley and loud and proud actor Alan Cummings as LL Cool J, the duo sang their own country-rap jam, called "Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe." 

"I’m just a straight man, a certified titty fan," Colbert crooned. Then Cummings rapped, "If you don’t judge my tight pants, I won’t judge the way you dance."

Watch the gut-busting report and performance above. 

Refreshingly Not Racist

21m

Refreshingly Not Racist

Papa Racist John's | Hot Tops

2m

Papa Racist John's | Hot Tops

AIDS Today

23m

AIDS Today

Celebrities Today

20m

Celebrities Today

G-Thing

G-Thing

Campfire: G-Thing

1m

Campfire: G-Thing

Bambiana's Accidental Date: Deleted Scene

2m

Bambiana's Accidental Date: Deleted Scene

The Best of The Best Clash

2m

The Best of The Best Clash

Pete's Epiphany: G-Thing

1m

Pete's Epiphany: G-Thing

Sensitivity Training: G-Thing

1m

Sensitivity Training: G-Thing

Mr. Thing's Vinyl Collection

14m

Mr. Thing's Vinyl Collection

Best Of

23m

Best Of

Sensitivity Training: G-Thing

57s

Sensitivity Training: G-Thing

Party Planners: G-Thing

1m

Party Planners: G-Thing

Petet's Past: G-Thing

1m

Petet's Past: G-Thing

Viewing Party: G-Thing

2m

Viewing Party: G-Thing

Pizza Commercial: G-Thing

45s

Pizza Commercial: G-Thing

Track Challenge: G-Thing

56s

Track Challenge: G-Thing

Cipha Sounds What's Ur Thing?

Cipha Sounds What's Ur Thing?

Best of 2018

20m

Best of 2018

Ep 02 Recap: G-Thing

3m

Ep 02 Recap: G-Thing

Ep 4 Recap: G-Thing

2m

Ep 4 Recap: G-Thing

Ep 08 Recap: G-Thing

3m

Ep 08 Recap: G-Thing

Ep 04 Extras: G-Thing

7m

Ep 04 Extras: G-Thing

Knuckles and Success: G-Thing

1m

Knuckles and Success: G-Thing

Ep 7 Recap: G-Thing

3m

Ep 7 Recap: G-Thing

Extras Ep 01: G-Thing

4m

Extras Ep 01: G-Thing

Father Son Breakfast: G-Thing

34s

Father Son Breakfast: G-Thing

Ep 01 Recap: G-Thing

2m

Ep 01 Recap: G-Thing

Ep 3 Recap: G-Thing

2m

Ep 3 Recap: G-Thing

Ep 5 Recap: G-Thing

2m

Ep 5 Recap: G-Thing

Ep 6 Recap: G-Thing

2m

Ep 6 Recap: G-Thing

Filmmakers To Watch

Filmmakers To Watch

Extra G Comes Clean: G-Thing

1m

Extra G Comes Clean: G-Thing

Cipha Sounds What's Ur Thing? - Trailer

30s

Cipha Sounds What's Ur Thing? - Trailer

I've Got This Foot Thing

21m

I've Got This Foot Thing

Best of Part 1

22m

Best of Part 1

Best of Part 2

21m

Best of Part 2

Best of Part 3

45m

Best of Part 3

Knuckles at the Tattoo Parlor: G-Thing

2m

Knuckles at the Tattoo Parlor: G-Thing

Melissa and G-Fella BBQ: G-Thing

1m

Melissa and G-Fella BBQ: G-Thing

Success at the Tattoo Parlor: G-Thing

2m

Success at the Tattoo Parlor: G-Thing

Tina Turner: Simply the Best

41m

Tina Turner: Simply the Best

You're Cut

20m

You're Cut

On the Road With G-Thing: Deleted Scene

2m

On the Road With G-Thing: Deleted Scene

Season 1's Best Food Moments

1m

Season 1's Best Food Moments

Father's Rights: Does Father Know Best?

23m

Father's Rights: Does Father Know Best?

G Fella at the T-Shirt Shop: G-Thing

1m

G Fella at the T-Shirt Shop: G-Thing

Ian Performs Sexy Slow Jam "Every Living Little Thing"

3m

Ian Performs Sexy Slow Jam "Every Living Little Thing"

Keeping Your Girls The Girls In Check: G-Thing

2m

Keeping Your Girls The Girls In Check: G-Thing

You Always Pick Scissors

20m

You Always Pick Scissors

Come As You Are

1h 42m

Come As You Are

"Become Who You Are"

46s

"Become Who You Are"

G Fella and Suits Back to Their Roots: G-Thing

2m

G Fella and Suits Back to Their Roots: G-Thing

You're the Dads Now!

21m

You're the Dads Now!

Come As You Are - Trailer

2m

Come As You Are - Trailer

Papa You Are My Dad

21m

Papa You Are My Dad

All You Ever Wished For

1h 21m

All You Ever Wished For

All the Best Moments From Saturday Morning Fever

2m

All the Best Moments From Saturday Morning Fever

All You Ever Wished For - Trailer

2m

All You Ever Wished For - Trailer

Can You Keep Your Wishing Down?

21m

Can You Keep Your Wishing Down?

New York Rapper G Fella Pens Anthem for Playoff Knicks: G-Thing

1m

New York Rapper G Fella Pens Anthem for Playoff Knicks: G-Thing

Fluffy's Food Adventures: Season 2's Best Food Moments

1m

Fluffy's Food Adventures: Season 2's Best Food Moments

The Best Workouts from Season 1 of Fluffy's Food Adventures

2m

The Best Workouts from Season 1 of Fluffy's Food Adventures

Danny Trejo Welcomes You to Trejo's Tacos

2m

Danny Trejo Welcomes You to Trejo's Tacos

The Best Workouts from Season 2 of Fluffy's Food Adventures

2m

The Best Workouts from Season 2 of Fluffy's Food Adventures

The Clash of the Corps Cast Plays Would You Rather?

3m

The Clash of the Corps Cast Plays Would You Rather?

Dublab Is Internet Radio Like You've Never Heard Before

1m

Dublab Is Internet Radio Like You've Never Heard Before

Tina Serves Up Sass In "Me and You" Music Video

3m

Tina Serves Up Sass In "Me and You" Music Video

King Keraun Attempts to Become An "Archery Master" YouTube

6m

King Keraun Attempts to Become An "Archery Master" YouTube

Should You Ever Sleep With A Trump Supporter: Dear Bambiana

1m

Should You Ever Sleep With A Trump Supporter: Dear Bambiana

So You Can't Get Pregnant By Smiling at a Boy?

2m

So You Can't Get Pregnant By Smiling at a Boy?

You Need A Certification To Be A Fortune Teller!? Funny US Laws

5m

You Need A Certification To Be A Fortune Teller!? Funny US Laws

Ian Sings His Heart Out in "Starts With You Baby" Music Video

3m

Ian Sings His Heart Out in "Starts With You Baby" Music Video

Does Finance Talk Stress You Out? Amara La Negra & Sharelle Rosado Tell All

5m

Does Finance Talk Stress You Out? Amara La Negra & Sharelle Rosado Tell All

Up Tighty Whiteys

24m

Up Tighty Whiteys

Got a Guy G-Fella Music Video

5m

Got a Guy G-Fella Music Video

Love at First Sight

24m

Love at First Sight

Grilling Tips From G Fella

4m

Grilling Tips From G Fella

Poetry in Falsetto

21m

Poetry in Falsetto

The Out100 TV Special

47m

The Out100 TV Special

Stereotypes: Harmful or Humorous?

23m

Stereotypes: Harmful or Humorous?

G Fella Gives A Tour of The Bronx's Arthur Avenue

5m

G Fella Gives A Tour of The Bronx's Arthur Avenue

G Fella: Meet the Cast

2m

G Fella: Meet the Cast

Get A Taste of G Fella's Style with His Gangster Music Video

4m

Get A Taste of G Fella's Style with His Gangster Music Video

Feat. Retha Jones

21m

Feat. Retha Jones

Feat. Agostino Zoida

22m

Feat. Agostino Zoida

Feat. Shelagh Ratner

22m

Feat. Shelagh Ratner

Feat. Andre Paradise

22m

Feat. Andre Paradise

Feat. Chico Will

22m

Feat. Chico Will

Feat. Dillon Garcia

22m

Feat. Dillon Garcia

Feat. Cisco

22m

Feat. Cisco

Feat. Ace Guillen

22m

Feat. Ace Guillen

King Keraun Slides Down the Slopes

2m

King Keraun Slides Down the Slopes

Recycle Your Baby Clothes

42m

Recycle Your Baby Clothes

Victor Cruz, Michael Elizondo

45m

Victor Cruz, Michael Elizondo

Mario Lopez: One On One

Mario Lopez: One On One

Calmatic

20m

Calmatic

T-Pain's School of Business: Fly Boys' Couture Club- Luxury Streetwear | Season 1 Look Back |

1m

T-Pain's School of Business: Fly Boys' Couture Club- Luxury Streetwear | Season 1 Look Back |

Women's Rights & Strengths Coming To Light

8m

Women's Rights & Strengths Coming To Light