Good news! The widening vortex that is Amanda Bynes life (or at least her public profile) recently sucked in Courtney Love.
Just a few days after voicing her support for another tabloid target, ("u f-ck with [LeAnn Rimes] you f-ck with me!"), the Hole frontwoman decided to tweet some advice to the former Nickelodeon star: "Pull it together dude." Curious advice given Love's own highly-publicized troubles, but hey, 90% of the Internet has an opinion about Bynes, so why can't she?
The mercurial actress/viral sensation of 2013 wasted no time assessing the situation: "Courtney Love is the ugliest woman I've ever seen. To be mentioned by her at all makes me and all my friends laugh!"
Love wasn't satisfied merely giving Bynes a chuckle, though. She followed up with this measured response to the erratic actress: "Amanda, I wasn't attacking you love. I've been in your shoes before, wasn't easy. DM me, let's talk. Ignore the haters." Love also chided the public for criticizing Bynes, which sorta contradicts her own "pull it together dude" tweet: "Will you people lay off on giving this girl such grief? She's a beautiful talented young woman, we all go through our ups and downs."
Bynes has yet to publicly respond to Love, but we can only hope that if the former teen star follows through on her recent vow to become a "singer/rapper," the Hole singer will be involved with that project. Because whatever Bynes is doing with her life, she's definitely faking it so real she is beyond fake.