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Today's Music News in 7 Words

May 2013: Daily reviews of music, videos, people and news items without a wasted word

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May 21: Gospel Singer Suing McDonald's After Allegedly Biting Into Burger With Glass Piece

God works in strange ways, doesn't He? 

Steve Ross
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May 20: Jay-Z Says Beyonce Isn't Pregnant

Sure, but what does their fetus say?

Do you think Bey is actually pregnant? Are people crazy for caring so much about it? Give us your 7-word review in the comments below.  

ATLANTA, GA - FEBRUARY 23: Jay-Z attends the So So Def anniversary party hosted by Jay Z at Compound on February 23, 2013 in
Prince Williams
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May 17: Beyonce Is Pregnant Again!

Kim Kardashian's publicist couldn't be less happy. 

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May 16: Thom Yorke Scoring British Movie About Tax Evasion

Grab the popcorn! It's a rollercoaster ride!

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 12: Thom Yorke of Radiohead performs live on stage at Sydney Entertainment Centre on November 12
Mark Metcalfe
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May 15: Beyonce Invites 'Star Trek' Actress Zoe Saldana Backstage, But Not Zachary Quinto

Bey's into Roc Nation, not Spock Nation. 

A look inside Beyoncé's Super Bowl Halftime Show rehearsals.
Photo Credit: iam.beyonce.com
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May 14: TV on the Radio Debut New Song "Mercy" at ATP

Crunchy, unhinged and almost Stooges-esque. It's awesome. 

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May 13: Woman Kicked Off Plane for Butchering "I Will Always Love You"

Idol is doing in-flight auditions now?

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May 10: There's Now an Official Iron Maiden Beer

Sadly, not called "Number of the Yeast."

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May 9: The Dress Up! Drake Edition App Allows You to Clothe Naked Drake

Program offers 37 variations on same sweater. 

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May 8: Carly Rae Jepsen Dyes Her Hair Dark Red

Somebody give Jack White her number, maybe. 

Photo Credit: Carly Rae Jepsen/Twitter
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May 7: Most Musicians Didn't Bother Dressing Punk for Punk-Themed Met Gala

Because anarchy doesn't gel with marrying models. 

Lily Aldridge; Caleb Followill Chaos to Couture" exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2013 in New York City
Dimitrios Kambouris
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May 6: Gwen Stefani Flubs "Wild Horses" Lyrics in Front of Rolling Stones

Yet she probably knows every Bush lyric. 

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May 3: Mashup of Macklemore & Ryan Lewis' "Thrift Shop" and TLC's "No Scrubs"

Theory: This horn riff works with anything. 

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May 2: Shabazz Palaces Remix Animal Collective's "New Town Burnout"

The coolest thing you'll hear all day. 

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May 1: NFL Star Peyton Manning Sings "Folsom Prison Blues"

Don't watch it, but know it happened. 

Check out the 7 Word Reviews from January–April 2013.

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NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 19: Chance the Rapper and Iman dance at KENZO x H&M Launch Event Directed By Jean-Paul Goude' at Pier

Oct. 20: Fashion Party

Is there anyone busier than Chance The Rapper these days? Attending fancy State Dinners at the White House with Dad, starring in the best Kit-Kat commercial we’ve ever seen, partying with Beyoncé, and now dancing the night away with the one-and-only Iman! At the KENZO X H&M fashion event Chance rubbed elbows with not only Iman, but with Lupita Nyong’o, Rosario Dawson and Halsey as well. Both Chance and Iman are ambassadors for the KENZO x H&M campaign.