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Dave M. Benett

Azealia Banks recently decided British singer Lily Allen seemed like a fun person to make internet enemies with and wasted no time ripping into the "Smile" singer's personal life.

Despite being unquestionably beautiful and wickedly talented, the 22-year-old rapper is almost as famous for her Twitter wars with everyone from Marina and the Diamonds to the Stone Roses as she is for her rapping.

The most recent battle started after an Azealia fan forwarded the Harlem rapper a tweet from Allen posted in April of 2012. It read: 

"YOURE ALL JUST JEALOUS CAUSE IM SOOOOOOOO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE SUCH A PRETTY FACE"

We're pretty sure Allen was joking, but the "Yung Rupunxel" rapper apparently found nothing funny about it and wasted no time putting the Brit back in her place with this:

"weak... she can't talk though. Not when I met her coked up at yoyo... And NOT with that ugly husband she has."

Allen seemed prepared to take the high road when she responded "better not be, meh" but the "212" rapper took it too far when she accused the singer's husband of looking like a thumb.

And NO ONE accuses Lily Allen's husband of looking like a thumb, so the singer went nuclear, hitting Banks where it hurts—record sales:

"Not even gonna @ her but if she wants to talk about weak , I'm sure her record sales to date should suffice. One hit wonder."

In response, Banks also opted for the nuclear option—attacking someone's progeny. She wrote:

"LOL ill be a one hit wonder but you have ugly children and a coke habit..... Shhhhhhh. #SHUTUP #ATMJAMISON"

Allen then KO'd Banks by simply posting a picture of a delectable hunk of roast beef.

And that's how you win a Twitter war, my friends.