In the grand tradition of Fuse TV personalities parodying Taylor SwiftFuse News correspondent Elaine Moran brilliantly sent up "22" as a sad tale of life at "32" back in April—Billy Eichner and Funny or Die have given us "Glitter and Ribs."

This moving account of a 16-year-old girl (who looks a lot like the Emmy-nominated host of the Fuse series Funny or Die's Billy on the Street) and the 49-year-old baldie who broke her heart just might bring you to tears. Especially when Eichner-as-Taylor turns into Johnny Depp from The Lone Ranger while crying in her bedroom (don't ask—just watch it above).

When you're done letting lines like, "He served me a fib with a side of lies / We made out wearing bibs / Wish someone told me life won't always be glitter and ribs" soak in, check out seasons 1 and 2 of Billy on the Street on iTunes