Jay Z's Hyphen Unemployed, Looking for Love on Craigslist
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With the U.S. unemployment rate holding steady in the 7.6% range, add one more to the ranks of those out of work and desperately seeking a distracting romance. In a recent Craigslist post, Jay Z's hyphen, recently dropped by the rapper after 19 years of tireless, dedicated service, searched the internet for a consoling booty call.
"I like walks on the beach, nights by the fire and joining two words together to create compound words…or else just joining two parts of a guy's name," wrote the hyphen, still understandably hurt and confused.
Read the whole post below (via TheDailyBeast) and for the love of punctuation, find the hyphen some love ASAP.
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