R. Kelly's Grocery List Is a Thing of Surreal Beauty

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Vulture has unearthed what they claim is R. Kelly's grocery list "procured by a recent visitor to the R&B singer's home." This is significant for numerous reasons, mainly because it shows that R. Kelly still writes out his grocery lists by hand—always the traditionalist—but also that he actually wrote "Dino shape chicken nuggets." (Yes, we are aware that he has three children aged 11-15, but it's still funnier to imagine this is for him.)

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