FUSE TV - Chris Brown Lost Virginity at Age 8

In case you were wondering, Chris Brown is kinda impressed with his, err, offstage performances. He attributes part of his special abilities to getting off to young start: Brown lost his virginity at age eight.

In an interview with the Guardian, the "Forever" singer was asked if he was serious about entering into manhood at such a tender age. He reportedly grinned and chuckled and said, "yeah, really. Uh-huh. It's different in the country."

Breezy grew up in a small town in Virginia called Tappahannock; a town famous for the vast number of excitable kids running around. JK, it's larger claim to fame is a historic debtor's prison. It's on the historic walking tour! Check it out!

According to the Guardian, Brown had a gaggle of boy cousins that knew their way around a porno and were thus rearing to go.

 "By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I'm saying," he said.

"Like, girls, we weren't afraid to talk to them; I wasn't afraid. So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it. You can be the best at it."

The now 24-year-old unfortunately would not divulge the number of notches his bedpost currently has, but he does want the world to know that he's, like, basically Prince at his carnal peak. He explained:

"You know how Prince had a lot of girls back in the day? Prince was, like, the guy. I'm just that, today.

"But most women won't have any complaints if they've been with me. They can't really complain. It's all good."

Look Chris, maybe you lost your V-card at eight, but are you seriously comparing yourself to the man who legally changed his name to "Love Symbol #2"?!!  Simmer down now…