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R. Kelly Lyric or Craigslist Casual Encounter? Take the Impossible Quiz!

Can you tell the difference between an R. Kelly lyric or the title of an Internet sex ad? It's tougher than you think

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"These hands have been longing to touch you, baby."

Taken from R.'s "Your Body's Callin'" from 1993's '12 Play.'

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"Let's let go and see what happens."

This guy seems nice.

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"Here kitty, kitty, kitty..."

Gross. Never.

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"I want a girlfriend."

This one's just sad.

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"Freakin' me all day, freakin' me all night."

A line from Kellz's 1993 oeuvre "Freak Dat Body."

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"This is the best sex I've ever had."

From R. Kelly's aptly titled "The Greatest Sex."

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"Boots and stockings really turn me on."

Seems harmless to me.

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"Let me see you hump and bounce."

From R.'s 1995 song titled... wait for it... "Hump Bounce."

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"Tonight I want to see you naked."

The best line from R. Kelly's "Naked."

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"You're the mama and I'm the dada."

R. again. From the freaktastic 2003 hit "Snake."

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"Did you wake up horny?"

It's an honest question

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"Dream girl, let's take a ride. Destination: Rainbow skies."

Only the finest for R. Kelly's "Dream Girl."

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"Pound town, anyone going my way?"

Can this guy hitch a ride?

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"We can pop some Cris' in my jacuzzi."

A classy invitation from R. Kelly's "Like a Real Freak."

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"Let me fulfill your fantasy."

My fantasy is sleeping past 7 a.m. everyday. I wonder if this guy can help.

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"You've been the good wife for too long."

Yes, this person is suggesting adultery!

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"They call me 'little big horse.'"

But someone probably calls R. Kelly that, too.

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"Pretty girls, where you at?"

R. really loves his pretty girls. As evident by his 2004 song "Pretty Girls."

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"Are you as bad as I am?"

Well? Are you?

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"I love to lick the middle like an Oreo."

A key line from 2013's "Cookie." Never change, R. Kelly.

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