Macaulay Culkin Delivers With Pizza-Obsessed Velvet Underground Cover Band

FUSE TV - Macaulay Culkin Delivers With Pizza-Obsessed Velvet Underground Cover Band

Here's a sentence you may need to read a few times before it seems real: Macaulay Culkin is in a Velvet Underground cover band that exists solely to re-word VU/Lou Reed/Nico songs to make them entirely about pizza. For instance, "Stephanie Says" is "Papa John's Says" and "Walk on the Wild Side" is "Take a Bite of the Wild Slice."

Returning to the pizza he loved so dearly in the Home Alone series, Culkin mans the kazoo, handles percussion and sings backup on a nine-minute demo from the Pizza Underground (available for $1, cheaper than most slices!) that covers six Velvet Underground tunes, two solo Lou Reed classics and Nico's "These Days."

Not only is this the best thing Culkin has done since acting in 2004's Saved!, but it's the most ingenious tribute to the recently passed alt-rock forefather yet. One member of the group even plays the pizza box to keep rhythm.

Below are my five favorite pizza puns from Culkin & Co.'s cover band, but you absolutely have to listen to the full thing:

I Rank Velvet #1

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I Rank Velvet #1

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Osmin Obsession

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Freddie Gibbs Makes Pizza

Giovanni’s Pizza Commercial

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Giovanni’s Pizza Commercial

Pizza Commercial: G-Thing

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Pizza Commercial: G-Thing

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Edibles Gone Wrong With Krewella

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T-Pain's Encounter With A Roach

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Nya Rehearses With Luis and Leilani: Deleted Scene

Jimmy Eat World Does Magic Backstage With Smoothini

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Jimmy Eat World Does Magic Backstage With Smoothini

On the Road With G-Thing: Deleted Scene

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On the Road With G-Thing: Deleted Scene

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Plastic Surgery Talks With Dr. Miami and Jenelle Butler

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Former Cadet Bonds With Blue Devils Friends At Picnic

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Unboxing with T-Pain at ComplexCon - Ep. 3

Unboxing with T-Pain at ComplexCon - Ep. 2

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Unboxing with T-Pain at ComplexCon - Ep. 2

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Lil Xan Does Magic Backstage With Smoothini At Firefly 2018

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Cardboard Box Trick With Fat Joe: Hip-Hop Houdini Extra

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Alfred and G Reilly Enter Deep Fry Heaven With Chicken Charlie

Ayo and Teo Talk Their Evolution While Cooking With Their Father

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Ayo and Teo Talk Their Evolution While Cooking With Their Father

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Hollywood Puppet Sh!tshow: Amanda Cerny's Run-in With the Bulls

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T-Pain Talks Developing His Unique Style While Cooking With His Mom

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Don Q

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Indonesia, Bali

Maino

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Maino

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Peaches Rodriguez, Rob Brackenridge

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Unidentified Objects

Taiwan, China

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Taiwan, China

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Bodied

Bodied - Trailer

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Bodied - Trailer

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Cipha Sounds What's Ur Thing?

Cipha Sounds What's Ur Thing? - Trailer

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Mark Ronson's Vinyl Collection

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Alfred Robles Plays Food Association

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Paranormal

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Asking For It - Trailer

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Eastern Europe, Israel

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Japan, Singapore

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Coast

Rockabul - Trailer

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Rockabul - Trailer

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Pepe Aguilar

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South Africa

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Evolve

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Rudimental

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Undercover Moves

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Rolling Stones: Rock Royalty

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Adele: Homecoming

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The Beatles: In the Life

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This Season On Clash of The Corps