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Late Thursday night in the sleepy, uber-rich town of Calabasas, CA, the unthinkable happened: A man and his daughter helplessly watched their home pelted with eggs.

One 911 call later, the California cops were on the scene. And now People magazine has confirmed that while investigating the alleged count of vandalism, the police have identified Justin Bieber—one of the victim's neighbors—as a "named suspect" in the investigation. 

Further details are murky. For instance, were the eggs free-range or caged? Jumbo or medium? And did the police's quick response circumvent the horrifying possibility of a follow-up TP-ing? TMZ has video from the egging, which they claim contains snippets of Bieber heckling his neighbor. But the video is shaky, the audio is muddled and you absolutely cannot see Bieber in the brief clip, so take that with a grain of salt.

What do you think? Is whoever did this just being a kid, or is this egging the sign of a hard-boiled criminal? Let us know below, and for a more heartwarming Canadian import, watch this polar cub from the Toronto Zoo take its first steps.