PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 18: Harry Styles seen during 2014 Sundance Film Festival on January 18, 2014 in Park City, Utah.  (Ph
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We knew Harry Styles was trouble when he spent $33,000 on scribbled penis art.

E! has confirmed that the One Direction singer recently shelled out some of his hard-earned boy band cash on 20 pieces of original artwork by Hayden Kays, a British hipster (and artist) known for his artistic sexual provocation.

For the record, we highly approve of this purchase. There's a reason Styles' nabbed a spot on Fuse's 15 Sexiest Men in Music, and he can't keep that title intact with those gorgeous, Botticelli-esque curls alone. Provocation is must for any Sexiest Man, and Kays' pieces are a step in the right direction.

Each lusty gem obtained by Harry reportedly cost between $1,400 and $1,500 and were created with the same typewriter. Most consist of a blank sheet of paper with a random typewritten sentence—and a (very) pronounced signature at the bottom.

Highlights include:

-"If i wasn't straight I'd definitely be gay."

-"69% of people find something dirty in every piece I produce."

-"i think about sex every sex words"

-"I LOVE THE WAY YOU LOVE THE WAY I LOVE YOU"

-"I will love you until the cold runs hot"

-"MY PEN IS HUGE"—this particular work is bit more fleshed (pun intended) out: it's surrounded by pink, torpedo-like penis doodles.

Good to know Kendall Jenner will have plenty of reading material for sleepovers!