Harry Styles' Art: "If I Wasn't Straight, I'd Definitely Be Gay"
We knew Harry Styles was trouble when he spent $33,000 on scribbled penis art.
E! has confirmed that the One Direction singer recently shelled out some of his hard-earned boy band cash on 20 pieces of original artwork by Hayden Kays, a British hipster (and artist) known for his artistic sexual provocation.
For the record, we highly approve of this purchase. There's a reason Styles' nabbed a spot on Fuse's 15 Sexiest Men in Music, and he can't keep that title intact with those gorgeous, Botticelli-esque curls alone. Provocation is must for any Sexiest Man, and Kays' pieces are a step in the right direction.
Each lusty gem obtained by Harry reportedly cost between $1,400 and $1,500 and were created with the same typewriter. Most consist of a blank sheet of paper with a random typewritten sentence—and a (very) pronounced signature at the bottom.
Highlights include:
-"If i wasn't straight I'd definitely be gay."
-"69% of people find something dirty in every piece I produce."
-"i think about sex every sex words"
-"I LOVE THE WAY YOU LOVE THE WAY I LOVE YOU"
-"I will love you until the cold runs hot"
-"MY PEN IS HUGE"—this particular work is bit more fleshed (pun intended) out: it's surrounded by pink, torpedo-like penis doodles.
Good to know Kendall Jenner will have plenty of reading material for sleepovers!
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