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How Punk Are You?

Do you fancy yourself a rebel? An anarchist? Misunderstood? Take our quiz and figure it out, punk!

Lars Frederiksen and Tim Armstrong of Rancid during 2003 Vans Warped Tour - San Francisco at Piers 30/32 in San Francisco, Ca
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1 / 8

Pick a Color

British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher with US President Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) on the steps of 10 Downing Street, the

You are as punk as Ronald Reagan & Margaret Thatcher

Conspiracy theorists have argued that Reagan and Thatcher worked together in making the '80s a living hell, but you would never say that, you conservative capitalist! You like your meat as red as your patriotic blood and probably think those "if it's too loud, you're too old" shirts are preposterous. Whatever, punk's dead but you're not.

You are as punk as Hello Kitty

The adorable icon represents something much more dangerous than those super-cute eyes would lead you to believe: 1) Hello Kitty is the commercialization of cute 2) She's a female cat with no mouth. What do you think that means for feminism? Maybe these things don't occur to ya. Maybe you're in it for the cute, plain and simple. Being political all the time can be exhausting, after all.

Classy Spork

You are as punk as a spork

Sure, you've got some edges, but they're muted by your soft, round base. You're, like, pop-punk in a hardcore universe. Don't let it get you down, that's still pretty cool.

Businessman sleeping

You are as punk as voluntary unemployment

Your reason for being on the dole is probably because you can't go on tour with a regular 9-5 gig. That, or you're just sticking it to the man because you can. Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys once slammed this as "punk fundamentalism," but is that a bad thing? Work sucks, you know?

G.G. Allin in concert.   (Photo by Frank Mullen/WireImage) *** Local Caption ***

You are as punk as GG Allin

You are a frightening, anti-authoritarian human (if we're going with "human" and not "crazed animal" here.) It's surprising your anarchist core allowed you to make it through this quiz (you realized there were rules and regulations to this bad boy, right?) Please refrain from lighting anything on fire today.


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2 / 8

How do you feel about tattoos?

British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher with US President Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) on the steps of 10 Downing Street, the

You are as punk as Ronald Reagan & Margaret Thatcher

Conspiracy theorists have argued that Reagan and Thatcher worked together in making the '80s a living hell, but you would never say that, you conservative capitalist! You like your meat as red as your patriotic blood and probably think those "if it's too loud, you're too old" shirts are preposterous. Whatever, punk's dead but you're not.

You are as punk as Hello Kitty

The adorable icon represents something much more dangerous than those super-cute eyes would lead you to believe: 1) Hello Kitty is the commercialization of cute 2) She's a female cat with no mouth. What do you think that means for feminism? Maybe these things don't occur to ya. Maybe you're in it for the cute, plain and simple. Being political all the time can be exhausting, after all.

Classy Spork

You are as punk as a spork

Sure, you've got some edges, but they're muted by your soft, round base. You're, like, pop-punk in a hardcore universe. Don't let it get you down, that's still pretty cool.

Businessman sleeping

You are as punk as voluntary unemployment

Your reason for being on the dole is probably because you can't go on tour with a regular 9-5 gig. That, or you're just sticking it to the man because you can. Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys once slammed this as "punk fundamentalism," but is that a bad thing? Work sucks, you know?

G.G. Allin in concert.   (Photo by Frank Mullen/WireImage) *** Local Caption ***

You are as punk as GG Allin

You are a frightening, anti-authoritarian human (if we're going with "human" and not "crazed animal" here.) It's surprising your anarchist core allowed you to make it through this quiz (you realized there were rules and regulations to this bad boy, right?) Please refrain from lighting anything on fire today.


2 / 8
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3 / 8

What would you like to eat for breakfast?

British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher with US President Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) on the steps of 10 Downing Street, the

You are as punk as Ronald Reagan & Margaret Thatcher

Conspiracy theorists have argued that Reagan and Thatcher worked together in making the '80s a living hell, but you would never say that, you conservative capitalist! You like your meat as red as your patriotic blood and probably think those "if it's too loud, you're too old" shirts are preposterous. Whatever, punk's dead but you're not.

You are as punk as Hello Kitty

The adorable icon represents something much more dangerous than those super-cute eyes would lead you to believe: 1) Hello Kitty is the commercialization of cute 2) She's a female cat with no mouth. What do you think that means for feminism? Maybe these things don't occur to ya. Maybe you're in it for the cute, plain and simple. Being political all the time can be exhausting, after all.

Classy Spork

You are as punk as a spork

Sure, you've got some edges, but they're muted by your soft, round base. You're, like, pop-punk in a hardcore universe. Don't let it get you down, that's still pretty cool.

Businessman sleeping

You are as punk as voluntary unemployment

Your reason for being on the dole is probably because you can't go on tour with a regular 9-5 gig. That, or you're just sticking it to the man because you can. Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys once slammed this as "punk fundamentalism," but is that a bad thing? Work sucks, you know?

G.G. Allin in concert.   (Photo by Frank Mullen/WireImage) *** Local Caption ***

You are as punk as GG Allin

You are a frightening, anti-authoritarian human (if we're going with "human" and not "crazed animal" here.) It's surprising your anarchist core allowed you to make it through this quiz (you realized there were rules and regulations to this bad boy, right?) Please refrain from lighting anything on fire today.


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Which of the following is the most infuriating?

British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher with US President Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) on the steps of 10 Downing Street, the

You are as punk as Ronald Reagan & Margaret Thatcher

Conspiracy theorists have argued that Reagan and Thatcher worked together in making the '80s a living hell, but you would never say that, you conservative capitalist! You like your meat as red as your patriotic blood and probably think those "if it's too loud, you're too old" shirts are preposterous. Whatever, punk's dead but you're not.

You are as punk as Hello Kitty

The adorable icon represents something much more dangerous than those super-cute eyes would lead you to believe: 1) Hello Kitty is the commercialization of cute 2) She's a female cat with no mouth. What do you think that means for feminism? Maybe these things don't occur to ya. Maybe you're in it for the cute, plain and simple. Being political all the time can be exhausting, after all.

Classy Spork

You are as punk as a spork

Sure, you've got some edges, but they're muted by your soft, round base. You're, like, pop-punk in a hardcore universe. Don't let it get you down, that's still pretty cool.

Businessman sleeping

You are as punk as voluntary unemployment

Your reason for being on the dole is probably because you can't go on tour with a regular 9-5 gig. That, or you're just sticking it to the man because you can. Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys once slammed this as "punk fundamentalism," but is that a bad thing? Work sucks, you know?

G.G. Allin in concert.   (Photo by Frank Mullen/WireImage) *** Local Caption ***

You are as punk as GG Allin

You are a frightening, anti-authoritarian human (if we're going with "human" and not "crazed animal" here.) It's surprising your anarchist core allowed you to make it through this quiz (you realized there were rules and regulations to this bad boy, right?) Please refrain from lighting anything on fire today.


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5 / 8

Which lyric best describes you?

British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher with US President Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) on the steps of 10 Downing Street, the

You are as punk as Ronald Reagan & Margaret Thatcher

Conspiracy theorists have argued that Reagan and Thatcher worked together in making the '80s a living hell, but you would never say that, you conservative capitalist! You like your meat as red as your patriotic blood and probably think those "if it's too loud, you're too old" shirts are preposterous. Whatever, punk's dead but you're not.

You are as punk as Hello Kitty

The adorable icon represents something much more dangerous than those super-cute eyes would lead you to believe: 1) Hello Kitty is the commercialization of cute 2) She's a female cat with no mouth. What do you think that means for feminism? Maybe these things don't occur to ya. Maybe you're in it for the cute, plain and simple. Being political all the time can be exhausting, after all.

Classy Spork

You are as punk as a spork

Sure, you've got some edges, but they're muted by your soft, round base. You're, like, pop-punk in a hardcore universe. Don't let it get you down, that's still pretty cool.

Businessman sleeping

You are as punk as voluntary unemployment

Your reason for being on the dole is probably because you can't go on tour with a regular 9-5 gig. That, or you're just sticking it to the man because you can. Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys once slammed this as "punk fundamentalism," but is that a bad thing? Work sucks, you know?

G.G. Allin in concert.   (Photo by Frank Mullen/WireImage) *** Local Caption ***

You are as punk as GG Allin

You are a frightening, anti-authoritarian human (if we're going with "human" and not "crazed animal" here.) It's surprising your anarchist core allowed you to make it through this quiz (you realized there were rules and regulations to this bad boy, right?) Please refrain from lighting anything on fire today.


5 / 8
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6 / 8

Pick an instrument

British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher with US President Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) on the steps of 10 Downing Street, the

You are as punk as Ronald Reagan & Margaret Thatcher

Conspiracy theorists have argued that Reagan and Thatcher worked together in making the '80s a living hell, but you would never say that, you conservative capitalist! You like your meat as red as your patriotic blood and probably think those "if it's too loud, you're too old" shirts are preposterous. Whatever, punk's dead but you're not.

You are as punk as Hello Kitty

The adorable icon represents something much more dangerous than those super-cute eyes would lead you to believe: 1) Hello Kitty is the commercialization of cute 2) She's a female cat with no mouth. What do you think that means for feminism? Maybe these things don't occur to ya. Maybe you're in it for the cute, plain and simple. Being political all the time can be exhausting, after all.

Classy Spork

You are as punk as a spork

Sure, you've got some edges, but they're muted by your soft, round base. You're, like, pop-punk in a hardcore universe. Don't let it get you down, that's still pretty cool.

Businessman sleeping

You are as punk as voluntary unemployment

Your reason for being on the dole is probably because you can't go on tour with a regular 9-5 gig. That, or you're just sticking it to the man because you can. Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys once slammed this as "punk fundamentalism," but is that a bad thing? Work sucks, you know?

G.G. Allin in concert.   (Photo by Frank Mullen/WireImage) *** Local Caption ***

You are as punk as GG Allin

You are a frightening, anti-authoritarian human (if we're going with "human" and not "crazed animal" here.) It's surprising your anarchist core allowed you to make it through this quiz (you realized there were rules and regulations to this bad boy, right?) Please refrain from lighting anything on fire today.


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7 / 8

If you could be anything, you would be...

British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher with US President Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) on the steps of 10 Downing Street, the

You are as punk as Ronald Reagan & Margaret Thatcher

Conspiracy theorists have argued that Reagan and Thatcher worked together in making the '80s a living hell, but you would never say that, you conservative capitalist! You like your meat as red as your patriotic blood and probably think those "if it's too loud, you're too old" shirts are preposterous. Whatever, punk's dead but you're not.

You are as punk as Hello Kitty

The adorable icon represents something much more dangerous than those super-cute eyes would lead you to believe: 1) Hello Kitty is the commercialization of cute 2) She's a female cat with no mouth. What do you think that means for feminism? Maybe these things don't occur to ya. Maybe you're in it for the cute, plain and simple. Being political all the time can be exhausting, after all.

Classy Spork

You are as punk as a spork

Sure, you've got some edges, but they're muted by your soft, round base. You're, like, pop-punk in a hardcore universe. Don't let it get you down, that's still pretty cool.

Businessman sleeping

You are as punk as voluntary unemployment

Your reason for being on the dole is probably because you can't go on tour with a regular 9-5 gig. That, or you're just sticking it to the man because you can. Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys once slammed this as "punk fundamentalism," but is that a bad thing? Work sucks, you know?

G.G. Allin in concert.   (Photo by Frank Mullen/WireImage) *** Local Caption ***

You are as punk as GG Allin

You are a frightening, anti-authoritarian human (if we're going with "human" and not "crazed animal" here.) It's surprising your anarchist core allowed you to make it through this quiz (you realized there were rules and regulations to this bad boy, right?) Please refrain from lighting anything on fire today.


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8 / 8

Is punk dead?

British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher with US President Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) on the steps of 10 Downing Street, the

You are as punk as Ronald Reagan & Margaret Thatcher

Conspiracy theorists have argued that Reagan and Thatcher worked together in making the '80s a living hell, but you would never say that, you conservative capitalist! You like your meat as red as your patriotic blood and probably think those "if it's too loud, you're too old" shirts are preposterous. Whatever, punk's dead but you're not.

You are as punk as Hello Kitty

The adorable icon represents something much more dangerous than those super-cute eyes would lead you to believe: 1) Hello Kitty is the commercialization of cute 2) She's a female cat with no mouth. What do you think that means for feminism? Maybe these things don't occur to ya. Maybe you're in it for the cute, plain and simple. Being political all the time can be exhausting, after all.

Classy Spork

You are as punk as a spork

Sure, you've got some edges, but they're muted by your soft, round base. You're, like, pop-punk in a hardcore universe. Don't let it get you down, that's still pretty cool.

Businessman sleeping

You are as punk as voluntary unemployment

Your reason for being on the dole is probably because you can't go on tour with a regular 9-5 gig. That, or you're just sticking it to the man because you can. Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys once slammed this as "punk fundamentalism," but is that a bad thing? Work sucks, you know?

G.G. Allin in concert.   (Photo by Frank Mullen/WireImage) *** Local Caption ***

You are as punk as GG Allin

You are a frightening, anti-authoritarian human (if we're going with "human" and not "crazed animal" here.) It's surprising your anarchist core allowed you to make it through this quiz (you realized there were rules and regulations to this bad boy, right?) Please refrain from lighting anything on fire today.


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