LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: (L-R) Actress Jessica Biel, singer Beyonce, rapper Jay-Z and singer Solange Knowles attend the
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COME FORTH MERE MORTALS, THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN. HEAR WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY:

In an exclusive interview with the Associated PressJay ZBeyonce and Solange have addressed the leaked elevator fight footage that surfaced earlier this week. 

"As a result of the public release of the elevator security footage from Monday, May 5th, there has been a great deal of speculation about what triggered the unfortunate incident. But the most important thing is that our family has worked through it," the stars told the AP. "Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred. They both acknowledge their role in this private matter that has played out in the public. They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family."

Thank God. But wait, there's more. All those rumors about Solange's sobriety? Step off. 

"The reports of Solange being intoxicated or displaying erratic behavior throughout that evening are simply false," the statement continued. "At the end of the day families have problems and we're no different. We love each other and above all we are family. We've put this behind us and hope everyone else will do the same."

Now let's return our attention to something else: learning everything we can about that fired employee who leaked it!