This is a zippered pillow made from a selfie drummer Ashton Irwin took one time. This is the end of the internet.
Cartoonish renditions of 5 Seconds of Summer are easy to find online, but cute, dead versions of the boys are especially noteworthy. Here the gang are shrunken into cute guitar pick necklace pendants. If you don't wear all four at once they might be hard to identify but then again—you're the only one who has to know, right?
Now you can rep your favorite band at the gym! Or, you know, wherever else capri sweatpants are deemed appropriate. (We wager that doesn't lead to very many places.) These pants are kind of way too endearing to ignore, so we'll let it slide.
Once-underdog-now-sort-of-heartthrob guitarist Michael Clifford is known for his bad boy aesthetic, and one of his trademarks is writing "IDIOT" on all of his clothing. Now you can, too! This is probably an homage to Green Day's American Idiot, the album and the song (which the boys have been known to cover!)
Again with the cartoons! This time the boys are depicted as being waaaaaaay more buff than they actually are which, when you really think about it, is just kind of freaky. They're already perfect. Duh. Beyond perfect, in fact. It should be illegal to be as perfect as they are... you get it.