Nick Cannon! (It almost balances that bucket hat. Almost.)
That'd be Breezy himself, Chris Brown.
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The tats and the bod that bears them belong to Adam Levine.
They REALLY belong "In Da Club," but they belong to 50 Cent.
Admire the physique of Detroit's finest, Eminem.
We know this was an easy one for you, Echelon: This is Thirty Seconds to Mars' Jared Leto.
Those muscles inspire plenty of people to "Talk Dirty," and they're all Jason Derulo.
Nick Jonas! Not like he needs the day job, though.
You don't have to buy a box of Cheerio's to catch a glimpse of Usher's washboard abs.
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Bless you, Bieber, for your impromptu awards show striptease.
Pharrell. (It can't always be all about the hat.)
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John Mayer, whose Body is obviously A Wonderland.
The Boss, obviously.