Music is a source of comfort and catharsis for most people, so we stocked our musical pharmacy with some tunes to cure your ailments. From sickness from your head to your heart, check with us weekly for new musical prescriptions.
Ailment: Common Cold
Your alarm goes off and you try to pry open your eyelids. Yikes. Your head is throbbing and you've been breathing out of your mouth so long that your throat feels like someone held a curling iron in there all night. You use your arms to help you sit up, but even they don't seem to be working. Face it. You've got a cold and you need to stay in bed. You should make no other plans but to rest that mucus-filled head.
Drug Name: Sunninacea Levicam
Active Ingredients: The therapeutic synth woven throughout the song and the lyrics "And I wonder what I'd do with all that time / How 'bout we ignore a couple of things / And get way too deep into details."
Uses: A hefty reminder that you need to ignore all your plans, relax and let yourself heal.
Directions: Lay back, close your eyes and allow the dose to kick in and relax your mind. Take once daily until you feel better. Lots of fluids, Lots of rest.
Do you have an ailment you need a cure for? Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org with your sickness, story and handle so we can respond with a musical fix.