You do not know the difference between a person and a horse.
So, you know Serena Williams was named 'Sportsperson of the Year' by 'Sports Illustrated,' making her the third woman to ever receive the honor and the first in 32 years. Her cover is perfect and it's a bummer that you haven't seen it, or, like, any human on earth. Next time you get upset about a horse losing a 'sportsperson' award to a woman, remember that horses are not people!
Congratulations! You know the difference between a person and a horse.
Hooray! You're a human with eyes! You've been outside before! You know the difference between a human being and a horse! Now, can you help explain that to all the people who are mad that Serena Williams (human) beat American Pharaoh (not-human) for the title of Sports Illustrated's 'Sportsperson of the Year'? Thank you in advance.