Every Warped Tour Vocalist, Ever: Watch One Guy's Perfect Impression
Pop-punk YouTube sensation Jarrod Alonge is at it again. You might've seen his too-funny-for-words clips "Every Metalcore Vocalist" and "How To Pronounce Band Names." This week he's back with "Every Warped Tour Vocalist," and it might be the best one yet.
He begins the video by introducing himself as the singer for "Sunrise Skater Kids from Baltimore." The jokes are pretty on-point...if you've ever been to the traveling punk-rock summer camp, thing rings true:
"Don't start slacking on me, Warped Tour. I know it's hot but you better give me everything you have. You don't see me letting up, do you? Even though I'm in the shade with three fans pointed at me, I understand your agony. Warped Tour is very accommodating. The bathrooms are really clean."
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