Ah, "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets," America's truest national treasure. The Jimmy Kimmel Live! bit is back today with a pre-Oscars edition, one that'll tell you who Twitter thinks is a "gross ratty old man" (hint: a universally agreed-upon grade-A hunk), who looks like "Julia Roberts' ghost," who's got a "Play-Doh face" and who reminds an angry social media dweeb of "Dustin Diamond with 150 extra pounds on him."

(Okay, that last one's Seth Rogen.)

Featured in the latest "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets" are, among many others, George Clooney, Jessica Chastain, Emily Blunt, Christoph Waltz, Susan Sarandon, Zach Galifianakis, Kevin Hart, Cate Blanchett and America's boyfriend who nobody should be talking shit about, Oscar Isaac.

For some of our old favorite "Mean Tweets," watch the one with One Direction and Drake, the country music one