If you caught the Game of Thrones Season 6 premiere, or any of the chatter that ensued afterward, you found out that the necklace donned by Red Priestess Melisandre is actually a very special magical item. And your mom would love one for Mother's Day!
Give credit to Jimmy Kimmel Live! for monetizing this age-reversing trinket, now available via Kay Jewelers for "$399.99 and a vial of your firstborn's blood." If you have trouble finding it at your local store, just keep looking. You love your mom too much to give up. Rumor has it that if you sing the jingle “the night is dark and full of terrors," you get a $9.99 discount.
“This Mother’s Day," the simpering narrator says, "reward the woman who gives you everything with the only thing she really wants: the Game of Thrones necklace. Make your mom feel young enough to forget she ever had you.”
For more GoT action, listen to the Back of the Class podcast talk about the Season 6 premiere at the 41:10 mark in the episode below: