If you're unfamiliar, sit down, we've got you: the Webby Awards are an annual event to celebrate all the geniuses behind the best and brightest content the world wide web has to offer. Which means, yeah, Damn Daniel was in attendance at the 2016 iteration last night in New York City. Hilarious teen boys weren't the ultimate celebrities in the room, however. That title goes to our lady Kim Kardashian.

Kanye West's better half took home the Break the Internet Award. At the Webbys, speeches are limited to five words, so she took the opportunity and ran with it. Watch above as Kim says, "Nude selfies till I die." Hero status, right?

Hubby West wasn't present but was presented (see what we did there?) with the Artist of the Year Award. His speech? A simple, "I can't stand short speeches." You can watch that one below.

When you're done there, check out our list of 35 Kim Kardashian Instagrams that make us wish we had her life.