Honestly what is happening.

Patrick Stewart is trolling us all with this infomercial where he straps on some tan chaps and calls himself Cowboy Pat, peddling his country hits.

In the video, which he mysteriously dropped over the weekend, the Star Trek actor advertises various cowboy tunes and sings clips from each song. He teases a Christmas album and a duets album, which supposedly features Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood, along with his wife, singer Sunny Ozell.

Of course, all the "copies" of the albums are sold out on his website and he pushes you to buy the sampler, which is $10. The proceeds go to International Rescue Committee, a global humanitarian aid, relief and development nongovernmental organization.

I called the phone number at the end of the video just for kicks, and it turns out, there's a recorded message from Cowboy Pat himself: "Howdy, partner! This is cowboy Pat. There ain't nobody here to take your call 'cause we're all out wrastling cattle."

Here's to going all out for charity!!