LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - JUNE 01: Madonna on stage at The Sound Of Change Live Concert as part of Chime For Change at Twicken
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Madonna's taking no chance that Donald Trump will become our next president. In what seems like a very desperate attempt to beg undecided voters to check off Hillary Clinton's name at the polls, she's joking about leveraging sexual favors for votes.

Her Madgesty acted as the opening act for Amy Schumer's Madison Square Garden comedy show on Oct. 18 and made a succulent promise with the crowd. "One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy," the singer told Schumer's audience in a heteronormative proposition. "If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, okay? And I'm good." Watch footage from the show below:

She continued getting into the specifics of what a Madonna blowjob includes, explaining, "I'm not a douche and I'm not a tool, I take my time. I have eye contact. Yeah, and I do swallow."

What have learned today, folks? Madonna's great at sex and will have a lot of work to do after Nov. 8 if Hill can keep her 92 percent lead over Trump.