The 2017 Warped Tour Dates Are Here

Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, y'all! (Yes, that a reference to a 2007 Virgin Mobile commercial. No, I'm not sorry.) Just in time for the holidays, Warped Tour has announced their 2017 dates, so you can ask Santa for some tickets.

The pop-punk festival (don't tell Billie Joe I said that) dropped their lineup of cities on Tuesday, and revealed that tickets will go on sale in March, the same time we hear about which bands will be playing.