(EXCLUSIVE, Premium Rates Apply) Eminem at The Source Hip Hop Awards at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium September 15, 2000. (Ph
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Rejection, our greatest fear. Eminem's "Stan," our finest song about it. Tinder, the place these things come together to make Reddit gold.

Yes, an internet fairy tale has arisen featuring a couple of single folks interacting via the iconic 2000 track's lyrics. While churlish scrubs have previously sent "Stan" verses upon getting Tinder-blanked, this time we're really on another level, thanks to an actually successful back and forth.

After receiving an expedient, on-point reply from his new crush ("Please don't be a jerk like some people, I don't like that crap / I'm really flattered you're writing to me on this silly app"), the guy couldn't help but answer, "That was brilliant!"

The full exchange:

Here's hoping these kindred spirits got those drinks, or at least that this is the first Tinder exchange to win a Grammy.

Next, watch a vintage Fuse interview with Eminem and D12: