At the Oscars on Sunday, host Jimmy Kimmel delivered a movie-star-studded edition of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets. On Monday, he had Robert De Niro do his own whole installment.

The 73-year-old two-time Academy Award winner (with seven nominations total) has for decades been part of the Greatest Actors Ever conversation, but he's also been taking flak for his role choices for years now. It's reassuring to see that he takes the criticism about as seriously as we took Dirty Grandpa.

Once De Niro has delivered a hearty "fuck you" (or a fouler derivitive) to basically all the mean-tweeters, he signs off with a wholesome, "You can suck my dick, you fucking scumbag."

Does he look like a wrinkled potato, though?? Now we're all confused.