'The VelociPastor' Trailer: Priest Turns Into Dinosaur, Murders Ninjas

Once upon a time, I imagined a perfect song called "Velociraptor Blues," for no other reason than the glory of pairing the right word with velociraptor. Writer/director Brendan Steere gets it, because he made a movie called The VelociPastor, and the trailer reminds us of the name ooover and over. You could just set aside your VOD money now, but if you have an extra sec: this is a film—F I L M—about a pastor who turns into a kitchen-raiding dinosaur from Jurassic Park and battles ninjas.

The bonkers trailer is above and features the line "I fought some ninjas last night—maybe they followed me home." The fully-transformed-in-broad-daylight VelociPastor is a practical effects disaster, but isn't that essential to the mission?