Raunchy love advice, stripper binges and thirsty groupies, tales of backstage partying, hatred of hip hop and much, much more: It's the year's gnarliest sound bites from our favorite metalheads
CEO Brian Slagel put out Metallica's first-ever recording on the 'Metal Massacre' comp
See the metal madmen prey upon an innocent neighborhood! Is anyone safe?
They also give an album release date: "Whenever the f**k we feel like it"
Experiencing problems of the heart? The blood-spraying metal band can help!
With face-eating having "a moment" right now, farcical metal band tell you how to avoid suffering a similar fate. And it involves a lot of hair
The quartet give the "Dear Abby" racket a try
Gwar is a satirical heavy metal band formed in Richmond, Virginia in 1984. The band is well known for its elaborate science fiction/horror film inspired costumes, obscene lyrics and graphic stage performances, which feature humorous enactments of politically and morally taboo themes.