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Off Beat's Mal Hall Explores His Pizza Fetish in New York City

We took comedian Mal Hall who loves, and I quote, "pizza, boobs and pizza in that order," on a pie-tasting adventure through NYC

September 28, 2012
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The Starting Line
We set out with Mal Hall to hit up three very different pizza joints around the city.
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First Up
Our journey began at The Famous Roio's Pizza in the West Village.
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This Guy Knows What's Up
Mal "judges the pizza on the sauce" and Roio's sauce got gold stars by the bucket.
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The Cheesiest
Grilled cheeses across the globe are now crying themselves to sleep in shame.
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Round Two
Next, we hit up Artichoke Pizza on the other side of town.
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The Big Moment
Mal's about to dive into the soupy goodness.
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Mal's "Meh" Face
If greasiness was judged by comparing it to fros, this slice was "definitely like a jheri curl."
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Straight Outta Ralphie's House
This 'Christmas Story' leg lamp was our substitute for the "boobs" part of the outing.
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The Finale
For round three, we pushed our stomachs to the limit at Two Boots in the Lower East Side.
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Swag Like Whoah
This "crazy psychedelic" hangout had the coolest looks by far.
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Hard to Impress
These pies had sick toppings, but that didn't sway Mal's opinion that he'd had better grandma bess style pizza.
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Umm, Guys, Have You Seen This?
They deliver you a freakin movie with your pizza. Bad. Ass.
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Hi Neighbor!
Two Boots has the next-door neighbor of every comedian's dreams: Upright Citizens Brigade.
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That's All Folks
Mal's insightful parting words: "I'm not a crust guy. I don't eat the handles of my food."
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