Fuse's Naughty or Nice List: 30 Musicians Who Better Watch Out

Stars are just like us! Okay, that's bullsh-t, but there's one level playing field: Santa's Naughty or Nice list! Since that list is classified, we made our own. Check out where your favorite (or not so favorite) musicians end up!

December 7, 2012

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Adele

Sells 10 million records, gives birth to a baby boy, doesn't talk about breastfeeding (or anything else really). NICE!

Dave J Hogan

Justin Timberlake

Not only did he go and get married on us, but he married Mary Camden (from "7th Heaven"). And still no new music! NAUGHTY!

Mike Ehrmann

Snoop Dogg

You sorta want to put him on the naughty list for that whole Snoop Lion thing, but dude is still the coolest mother out. NICE!

Matt Carr

Frank Ocean

Covers Sade liks a boss, laughs in the face of stereotypes, casts Willy Cartier in a music video. NICE!

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Nicki Minaj

DARED to fight with Mariah Carey. NAUGHTY!

Caroline McCredie

Fiona Apple

Cancels her tour to be with her ailing dog. NICE NICE NICE!

C Flanigan

T.I.

Literally saved two lives (Creed's Scott Stapp and a stranger on a bridge). AND he's so handsome. NICE!

John E. Davidson

Chris Brown

Uh... take your pick. NAUGHTY!

Kevin Mazur

One Direction

Harry Styles! Harry Styles! Zayn Malik! Harry Styles! Harry Styles! Harry Styles! NICEEEEE!

Donna Svennevik

Beyonce

Starts her own tumblr, posts photos of her makeup-less face, proves she is a real person. NICE!

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Nelly

We know it wasn't his, but Nelly was still caught on a bus with a sh-tload of heroin and pot. NAUGHTY!

David Becker

Macklemore And Ryan Lewis

Thrift store shoppers, "Labyrinth" lovers, same sex marriage supporters—an express train to the top of the list. NICE!

Steven Dewall

Wayne Coyne

Who brings a grenade to an airport?! NAUGHTY!

Dana Nalbandian

Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger

By marrying each other they guarantee no one else ends up with them. NICE!

Marc Piasecki

A$AP Rocky

When you have that face, nothing else matters. NICE!

Joe Kohen

Lady Gaga

Her idea of hosting a party is "sleeping" in public and allowing partygoers to touch her hand. Nope. NAUGHTY!

Marc Piasecki

Drake

Making education a priority (he graduated high school this year!) despite being 25, covered in women and rich as sh-t. NICE!

Johnny Nunez

R. Kelly

Just like he's trapped in the closet, R.Kelly will forever be trapped on the naughty list. But doesn't it seem like he likes it?! NAUGHTY!

Tommaso Boddi

Axl Rose

Refused to attend Guns N' Roses' induction to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. NAUGHTY!

Isaac Brekken

Gotye

Sells millions, still flies coach! NICE!

Gary Wolstenholme

Taylor Swift

Dates a Kennedy AND the hottest member of One Direction all within the blink of an eye. She might not be the naughtiest—but she ain't nice. NAUGHTY!

JB Lacroix

Jay-Z

Name another celeb of his stature that takes the subway to his own concert... yup, can't. NICE!

Kevin Mazur

Phillip Phillips

This kid just oozes nice, so there he is and there he'll stay. NICE!

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No Doubt

Their "Looking Hot" video had them looking like real a-holes. NAUGHTY!

Chelsea Lauren

Die Antwoord

Their Limited bullsh-t tolerance makes Die Antwoord an inspiration in 2012. NICE!

Theo Wargo

Justin Bieber

Combo that weird computer hacking/publicity stunt with those overalls when he met the Canadian Prime Minister and there just ain't no other place for you, Biebs. NAUGHTY!

Christopher Polk

Madonna

54-years-old and dressing like a cheerleader. Don't even get us started on that stunt in Colorado. Sorry, Madge. NAUGHTY.

Kevin Mazur

Rihanna

Two words: 777 Tour. NAUGHTY!

Kevin Mazur

Against Me!'s Laura Jane Grace

For being the baddest b-tch on the block! LJG we applaud you. NICE!

Noel Vasquez

Kanye West

You can't go around buying Kim Kardashian an entirely new wardrobe AND have a sex tape that nobody gets to see without ending up on the bad list. NAUGHTY!

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