Brace yourself for some serious presidential drama come August 20.
As head of the Third Row Saints Gang and newly elected President, you now possess full control over any and all legislation. Don't worry about long lines at the club—you and your "overdressed dorks" passed Law #07, which states, "Saints cut to the front of the line. No questions asked!"
And if anyone dares to question, they'll think twice after witnessing the power of your dubstep gun.
Need other ideas for what laws to pass? Head to saintsgov.com, where your citizens are sounding off on their ideal legislation.