On August 20, all lawmaking powers were handed off to the leader of the Third Row Saints Gang—you.

As the country's newly elected President, you have full control over any and all legislation. Avoid long lines at the club, dismiss the need for clothes while grocery shopping and freely silence your haters with a hardcore dubstep gun. And if you choose to charge people movie ticket prices based on their attire, go right ahead. As Law #17 states, "Pay what your clothes weigh at all Steelport movie theaters."

Need other ideas for what laws to pass? Head to saintsgov.com, where your citizens are sounding off on their ideal legislation.