While we don't condone checking out early, if you have to "die young," you might as well spend your final night going crazy with fashionable cult leader Ke$ha.
In the video for "Die Young," the first single from her upcoming album Warrior, Ke$ha shows her followers one helluva final night: She swaps glitter for Xena: Warrior Princess garb, lasers, award-winning smokey eye makeup and a light-up pentagram (!!!), then leads her friends in a G-rated orgy (touching only, please) before surrendering to the cops. Also: There are majestic wolves nuzzling each other, possibly inspired by that spirit quest of hers.
The video is pretty alright, but are we the only ones wishing it followed the lead of her weird Tokyo subway teasers for the song? We'd prefer that to synchronized dancing with a group of hardbodies. But what do you guys think?