'Zoolander 2' Trailer Ponders Mysteries of the Universe, Ugly People
You didn't expect the Zoolander 2 trailer to begin with a science-y introduction to the universe. You just didn't, and your shouldn't lie about it.
But it makes sense, sort of, that a minute-long soliloquy on the mystery and mystique of human life and sentience builds to Derek Zoolander, empty-headed model and purveyoer of Blue Steel, asking, "If God exists, then why did he make ugly people?"
Listen, Derek: If God exists, why'd he create you? (And why'd he make us wait 14 years for a sequel?)
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