'Zoolander 2' Trailer Ponders Mysteries of the Universe, Ugly People

FUSE TV - 'Zoolander 2' Trailer Ponders Mysteries of the Universe, Ugly People

You didn't expect the Zoolander 2 trailer to begin with a science-y introduction to the universe. You just didn't, and your shouldn't lie about it.

But it makes sense, sort of, that a minute-long soliloquy on the mystery and mystique of human life and sentience builds to Derek Zoolander, empty-headed model and purveyoer of Blue Steel, asking, "If God exists, then why did he make ugly people?"

Listen, Derek: If God exists, why'd he create you? (And why'd he make us wait 14 years for a sequel?)

Ugly Beauty

43m

Ugly Beauty

Clash of The Corps - Trailer

1m

Clash of The Corps - Trailer

That White People Shit - Trailer

1m

That White People Shit - Trailer

The MisEducation of Bindu - Trailer

2m

The MisEducation of Bindu - Trailer

The Women of Standing Rock - Trailer

2m

The Women of Standing Rock - Trailer

Ugly God, Zhavia, Dizzy Wright

19m

Ugly God, Zhavia, Dizzy Wright

The Legend of Baron To'a - Trailer

1m

The Legend of Baron To'a - Trailer

Unsolved Hetero Mysteries

20m

Unsolved Hetero Mysteries

Mysterious Missing Hairline

9m

Mysterious Missing Hairline

Ugly Sweaters Make for Beautiful Attire

42m

Ugly Sweaters Make for Beautiful Attire

Big Bear 2: The Wrath of Tito

23m

Big Bear 2: The Wrath of Tito

Bounce University

21m

Bounce University

The Feels - Trailer

1m

The Feels - Trailer

The Read - Trailer

57s

The Read - Trailer

The 212 - Trailer

59s

The 212 - Trailer

House of Joy - Trailer

45s

House of Joy - Trailer

Soundcloud Rappers University

9m

Soundcloud Rappers University

Crossed the Line - Trailer

2m

Crossed the Line - Trailer

The Canvas LA - Trailer

1m

The Canvas LA - Trailer

The Daphne Project - Trailer

2m

The Daphne Project - Trailer

The Third Strike - Trailer

1m

The Third Strike - Trailer

The All-Americans - Trailer

2m

The All-Americans - Trailer

The Revolution Generation - Trailer

2m

The Revolution Generation - Trailer

Best of Part 2

21m

Best of Part 2

One Big Happy Family: Season 2 Trailer

2m

One Big Happy Family: Season 2 Trailer

The Fiercest Workouts From Season 2 of Fluffy Breaks Even

1m

The Fiercest Workouts From Season 2 of Fluffy Breaks Even

The Craziest Moments from Season 2 of Fluffy's Food Adventures

1m

The Craziest Moments from Season 2 of Fluffy's Food Adventures

The Best Workouts from Season 2 of Fluffy's Food Adventures

2m

The Best Workouts from Season 2 of Fluffy's Food Adventures

The Hollywood Puppet Show - Trailer

1m

The Hollywood Puppet Show - Trailer

Out in the Ring - Trailer

2m

Out in the Ring - Trailer

Beauty and the Bleach - Trailer

30s

Beauty and the Bleach - Trailer

Big Freedia: Queen of Bounce - Trailer

1m

Big Freedia: Queen of Bounce - Trailer

GTFO: Get the F&#% Out - Trailer

1m

GTFO: Get the F&#% Out - Trailer

A Day In the Life of Wilmer Valderrama's Puppet Ep. 2: Optimism

1m

A Day In the Life of Wilmer Valderrama's Puppet Ep. 2: Optimism

End of the Line: The Women of Standing Rock

1h 27m

End of the Line: The Women of Standing Rock

Rock the Runway - Pt 2

46m

Rock the Runway - Pt 2

The Best of The Best Clash

2m

The Best of The Best Clash

The Power of Weed

41m

The Power of Weed

War of the Wills

44m

War of the Wills

Clash of the Corps

Clash of the Corps

Eye of The Beholder

20m

Eye of The Beholder

Art of The Azz

20m

Art of The Azz

Revenge Of The Nerfs

19m

Revenge Of The Nerfs

That White People Shit

That White People Shit

The Rise of K-Pop

41m

The Rise of K-Pop

Rise of the Hot Girl

20m

Rise of the Hot Girl

DOMINO: Battle of the Bones

1h 49m

DOMINO: Battle of the Bones

Return of the Ewing 33

5m

Return of the Ewing 33

Attack Of The Tethered Strippers

8m

Attack Of The Tethered Strippers

The MisEducation of Bindu

1h 33m

The MisEducation of Bindu

The Hilarious Reality of the American Rat Race

2m

The Hilarious Reality of the American Rat Race

The Emotional Season 2 Finale: First Look

41s

The Emotional Season 2 Finale: First Look

Lacrimosa - Trailer

1m

Lacrimosa - Trailer

Sneakerheadz - Trailer

2m

Sneakerheadz - Trailer

Goldie - Trailer

1m

Goldie - Trailer

Anya - Trailer

2m

Anya - Trailer

Unsound - Trailer

1m

Unsound - Trailer

Vandal - Trailer

1m

Vandal - Trailer

Haymaker - Trailer

1m

Haymaker - Trailer

Wallflower - Trailer

1m

Wallflower - Trailer

Rafiki - Trailer

1m

Rafiki - Trailer

Obey - Trailer

1m

Obey - Trailer

Rockabul - Trailer

1m

Rockabul - Trailer

Shottas - Trailer

1m

Shottas - Trailer

Crshd - Trailer

1m

Crshd - Trailer

Copwatch - Trailer

1m

Copwatch - Trailer

Blueprint - Trailer

1m

Blueprint - Trailer

Coast - Trailer

2m

Coast - Trailer

Bodied - Trailer

2m

Bodied - Trailer

Powerlands - Trailer

1m

Powerlands - Trailer

Transcendent - Trailer

1m

Transcendent - Trailer

Behind the Scenes: The Making of "Made From Scratch"

2m

Behind the Scenes: The Making of "Made From Scratch"

The Unfortunate Mishap of A Sneakerhead

2m

The Unfortunate Mishap of A Sneakerhead

Bob Marley: Roots of the Man

42m

Bob Marley: Roots of the Man

The Missy Elliott Hall of Fame

2m

The Missy Elliott Hall of Fame

The Making of Amber Rose's Puppet

3m

The Making of Amber Rose's Puppet

Love In The Time Of Pandademic

20m

Love In The Time Of Pandademic

Lebron James: King of the Court

41m

Lebron James: King of the Court

The King and Queen of  Bounce

21m

The King and Queen of Bounce

Plenty Of Fish In The Street

20m

Plenty Of Fish In The Street

Amy Winehouse: The Price of Fame

1h 1m

Amy Winehouse: The Price of Fame

Will Smith: The Prince of Hollywood

41m

Will Smith: The Prince of Hollywood

The Legend of Baron To'a

1h 39m

The Legend of Baron To'a

Cam'ron Unveils The All-Pink Fleebok 2

2m

Cam'ron Unveils The All-Pink Fleebok 2

That White People Shit: Quarantine Edition

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That White People Shit: Quarantine Edition

The Canvas LA: Spotlight Fern Shares How Starting On Tumblr Turned Into Inspiring People

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The Canvas LA: Spotlight Fern Shares How Starting On Tumblr Turned Into Inspiring People

The Clash of the Corps Cast Plays Would You Rather?

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The Clash of the Corps Cast Plays Would You Rather?

Struggle Gourmet - Trailer

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Struggle Gourmet - Trailer

Turner Risk - Trailer

1m

Turner Risk - Trailer

A Sexplanation - Trailer

1m

A Sexplanation - Trailer

Beyond Paradise - Trailer

1m

Beyond Paradise - Trailer

Little Stones - Trailer

1m

Little Stones - Trailer

Boy Genius - Trailer

1m

Boy Genius - Trailer

Shine True - Trailer

1m

Shine True - Trailer

Female Pleasure - Trailer

1m

Female Pleasure - Trailer

Love & Salsa - Trailer

25s

Love & Salsa - Trailer

Unbreakable - S1 Trailer

1m

Unbreakable - S1 Trailer

Acid Test - Trailer

2m

Acid Test - Trailer

Game Face - Trailer

2m

Game Face - Trailer

Invisible Valley - Trailer

1m

Invisible Valley - Trailer