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Sarah Silverman, Stephen Colbert Tell Bad Kids Jokes: Watch

"What did the egg say to the other egg? Have an egg-cellent day"

During an appearance on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert on Tuesday night (October 13), Sarah Silverman put the explicit jokes aside for a few minutes to help Colbert deliver some G-rated zingers, pulled from a Tumblr titled Bad Kids Jokes.

Some of the jokes that the pair read are not bad at all, if you like your comedy to be exquisitely meta. There were three guys on a plane. One bit into an apple, thought it was too sweet, and threw it out the window. The second guy bit into a rock,” Silverman recites. Sure, the punchline is off, but it’s a joke that was good enough to make it to late-night television!

The 44-year-old actress/comedian also talked about dating her Masters of Sex co-star Michael Sheen—and nicknaming his penis! Watch that clip below:


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