April 12, 2012

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Top 5 Tweets: Action Bronson Needs You to Respect His Facial Hair & More

5. Marina of Marina & the Diamonds is going to be on television tonight and lets us in on how to tell if she's in the Illuminati:

If I wink my right eye twice, it means I'm part of the illuminati. If I wink my left eye once, it means i'm FREE
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4. Miley Cyrus loves delicious walnuts:

Can't. Quit. Eating. Walnuts.
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3. Mr. eXquire unveils a historical truth:

When Rich People get too fat, Poor people kill them. That's a historical fact. That's why they spend so much time distracting us now.
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2. Superstar producer Calvin Harris generates a new scheme:

I'll do a disturbing video from the studio occasionally then delete it, that's my new thing
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1. Action Bronson lays down the law:

RESPECT MY FACIAL HAIR
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If ur trying to Book me for a show just make sure there is a FLORAL ARRANGEMENT in my Dressing Room.
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I dont dine unless there is an ICE SCULPTURE present.
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