5. Kitty Pryde gets very emotional at the sandwich place:
4. I hope Slim Thug's lawyer doesn't read this:
3. I don't understand the #CanOfBeans hashtag in this tweet. Is it because a can of beans smells bad and that would be as annoying for other passengers as if he sang? Am I dense?
1. Katy Perry doesn't believe in your "World Goth Day" (but I think she's thinking of vampires):