Steel Panther May Be Your Father
Los Angeles metal jokesters Steel Panther dropped by Fuse HQ to talk about a day that's very important to them and us: Father's Day. Although neither of the band members, Michael Starr and Stix Zadinia, know whether or not they are actually fathers, both of them suspect they may be: Starr says, "I just wanna thank you for attempting to wish us a happy Father's Day," before Zadinia continues, "If we are [fathers], there's a shot that you're our kid."
Starr goes on, "The good thing about it is you're gonna be a child of either a lead singer or drummer... We're the smartest guys in the band. We're like the front line of a heavy metal band, and you can apply that to all the girls you have sex with, son!" And, because they may be your father, both rockers would like Father's Day gifts, including "a pack of Marlboro Lights and a '79 Camaro." And, of course, for you to "talk to your mom about dropping the charges for child support."
So do you think Steel Panther is your father? Do you look like either of them? Let us know in the comments!
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