5. Teen rap prodigy Kitty Pryde had an accident:
4. Soulja Boy affiliate Kwony Cash is looking for a partner:
3. F****d Up lead singer Damian "Pink Eyes" Abraham just had a baby:
2. Joe Budden appears to have eaten a pint of ice cream and gone to sleep:
1. Can you just leave Justin Bieber alone and not hide in the bushes while he plays golf please?