Update: Despite the claims of an anonymous lunatic, Adele is not married. How do we know? She just tweeted, "I'm not married...Zzzz."
Yesterday's rumor had it that Adele—already pregnant with her boyfriend Simon Konecki's child—tied the knot to her beau in a secret ceremony. Now, it's starting to sound like it might actually have happened.
"They did get married and I was present," an alleged wedding guest told MailOnline. "It was a fabulous occasion. Adele was dressed in a classic attire and Simon looked very smart and joyous."
So, you know, either Adele is married or this person who won't reveal their name is a complete liar. We called Adele's label Columbia for confirmation, but they had "no comment."
If Adele did manage an under-the-radar wedding, it wouldn't be her first foray into hiding her personal life from the media. The British soul sensation (whose album just dropped out of the Billboard Top 10 after 18 months) revealed she was pregnant back in June, but it soon became clear that she had been expecting for some time before making the announcement.