August 27, 2012

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Top 5 Tweets: Which Kings of Leon Member "Jacked Off Two Flight Attendants"?


5. The Tweet Homer Simpson has been waiting years for:

PARTY TIP: Wear pants less.
Aug 27 via Mobile Web Favorite Retweet Reply


4. Snoop Dogg's very Snoop-esque tribute to the deceased Neil Armstrong:

RIP to my Unk Neil Armstrong! Stay High
Aug 25 via Twitter for Mac Favorite Retweet Reply


3. Foster the People havin' a laff:

I can't believe Neil Armstrong is getting his 7 Tour de France titles stripped.
Aug 25 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


2. And then getting serious for a moment (mostly because no one on Twitter got that they were joking). 

All kidding aside, Neil Armstrong was a courageous man and experienced something that very few will ever experience #RIPlocalhero
Aug 25 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


1. Let's hope the Followills' Pentecostal preacher father doesn't have Twitter. Side question: Do HJs count for mile-high club membership?

I just flew in from Nashville. Man are my arms tired. I jacked off these two flight attendants the entire flight.
Aug 26 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

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