September 21, 2012


5 Reasons We'll Miss LMFAO During Their Break

Jason LaVeris
Jason LaVeris

Sorry to be the bearer of the worst news of your life, but party-pop group/the most entertaining uncle/nephew duo around LMFAO have announced they're taking a break! Redfoo broke the news to Friday morning, admitting, "I feel like we’ve been doing this for so long, five or six years. And we’re kind of like saying, well, let’s just do what’s natural and just kind of explore that, instead of like forcing it all the time." He went on to say that he and SkyBlu are headed in different directions and will be pursuing individual interests. #singletear (BTW, this doesn't mean they're breaking up. So chill.)

Before you press send on that Facebook invite for your "No More LMFAO!!!!!!" party, allow us to remind you of the rich and textured gifts the "Party Rock Anthem" guys have brought us over the years since their debut single, "I'm In Miami B-tch," first violated your eardrums in 2008. Here's a list of five reasons why we'll miss LMFAO while they're taking a break.

5.) LMFAO Halloween costumes Aww, man. You always knew you were at a hot party when a 36-year-old guy in a cardboard robot costume walked in. How will I ever have a good time again?

4. ) Old people thinking it's okay to say "Sorry for party rocking!" out loud Actually, JK. Totally cool with never hearing that from another sexagenarian again.  

3.) Wilder Valderrama How did you forget? Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend has a cameo in LMFAO's "Sexy And I Know It" video. Who's going to hire him now?

2.) Taking a shot will never be the same Science fact: Shots are 55% less potent when LMFAO's "Shots" is not playing somewhere in the background. (I made that up.) Getting drunk just got so much more expensive.

1.) The infamous LMFAO crotch shot The unsung heroes of body acceptance, these two guys never met a camera lens they didn't feel like shoving their junk into. If they gave us one thing, it was the confidence to buy our own leopard print Speedo and let our inner freak flags fly. Come back soon, LMFAO.