September 26, 2012


Is Rebelicious AKA "Lickalickalicka Rib Licious" the Next Big Thing?

Off Beat host, Mike E. Winfield, gives you his weekly video dissection.

Are we on to something huge? Is there possibly a void in the rap game for an overweight white female rapper? This is a disaster. Like many rappers, she has a lot of aliases, one which is "Lickalickalicka rib licious." And she indeed looks like she could lick the hell out of a rib. She'd destroy a rib. The guy at the barn would say, "Normally, they cook them first." After wild nights, she admits to sleeping for long hours. The actual term for sleeping for as long as she did is " hibernating." 

The compelling part is that I want to see more. I'm not thrilled to hear her rap at all, but I'm definitely interested in what else she does. Does she drive a hot whip? Does she have a surplus of bitches? I'm going to absorb this mind deteriorating garbage, then talk about it amongst friends. This is newly added to the stuff that you hate to love. It's a bit of a stretch to say she was discovered when she was age 3. There are not many that claim to be discovered by a child abductor who could "spot talent." This is the movie that I wish was real.

Did Mike E. nail it? What's your take on the video? Hit us up in the comments.