R. Kelly's 69 Raunchiest Lyrics, Ranked

R. Kelly's 69 Raunchiest Lyrics, Ranked

FUSE TV - R. Kelly's 69 Raunchiest Lyrics, Ranked

After two albums of romantic tracks, R. Kelly told Associated Press last year that he'd be returning to the explicit lyrics that first earned him acclaim and notoriety in the early '90s (and beyond). Good for you, Kells, but did it ever really go away? A careful, rigorous analysis of 234 of the singer's tracks, starting with 1992's Born into the '90s through last year's Write Me Back, proves a consistently lascivious mind. As the singer preps for the November 11 release of his 12th album Black Panties, here are our 69 favorites, starting with Kells' admiration for his girl's hips and ending with... 

69. "Don't You Say No" (2000): Say you wanna take first-class trips/Well I wanna work those first-class hips/Yes I do

68. "Honey Love" (1992): You listen, just like a lollipop, you're so sweet, babe/And your body's like a lemon drop/Sure tastes good to me

67. "Etcetera" (1998): Let's go to the IHOP babe/No matter how the food may taste/It’s your body I’m thinking of

66. "Beautiful in this Mirror" (2012): Cause we look so good/We're going so hard/We're not gonna stop/Just look at you/This side view/Do you know what we are/We are beautiful in this mirror

65. "Tempo Slow" (1995): Baby tell Daddy what it is you want/Come on and unravel those little secrets unknown/Time to taste what love has in store for me/So let's take a sip of this love groove chemistry

64. "You Remind Me of Something" (1995): You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it/Something like my sound, I wanna pump it/Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it

63. "Etcetera" (1998): In the pool you and me skinny dippin' darlin'/Kelly's rules no playing hard to get

62. "Sex Planet" (2007): We'll stick a flag on the Moon/First couple to ever make love/On planet Neptune, ooo

61. "Trapped in the Closet, Part 4" (2005): And that's when I start goin' crazy/Like I was tryin' to give her a baby

60. "The Greatest Sex" (2000): And the window blinds are filled with rays of sun/And all you secret fantasies thy will be done/And inside of your walls there will dwell a Capricorn/That will feast your body all night/If we keep this up then a love child will be born

59. "If I’m wit You" (1998): It really don't matter, who's first in the shower/Fruit platter from a young maid every hour

58. "Like a Real Freak" (2000): Girl, run to your Internet and download me/Get my computer love right off your screen/See, ya body's cut just like my jewelry/We can pop some Cris' in my Jacuzzi

57. "Pregnant" (2009): Take you out to eat, wine and dine/Shoppin' spree, you sexin' me/See, I'm not cheap or selfish, babe/Girl, I'm just thirstin' for that booty, babe

56. "Big Chips" (2004): Bark bark farmer, this chicken layin platinum ex-farmer

55. "One Me" (2000): I'm gonna kiss yo lips/Then I'm gonna raise yo slip/I'm gonna take your hand/And let you feel these ribs

54. "Tp-2" (2000): Just let me call the studio/Then we can go all night/Girl I hope you can hang/Cause I'm horny as hell tonight

53. "2nd Kelly" (1998): Lookin' at you from the inside of this Internet/I'm in the mood, and my tongue is in the mood

52. "She’s Got that Vibe" (1992): Yo when you need somebody to love you/Like Flintstones we'll have a yabba dabba doo

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